Today's word is: Fluctuations.
I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated.
She asked the teller: "why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said: "Fluctuations".
The Asian lady says: "Fluc you white people, too!"